I'm trying to get some books ready to release. I been cranky lately. I'm not immune to a severe case of dragginass. In my defense (queue up the violin music to accompany my whining) I been doing stuff unrelated to writing. Plus, I get whiny cuz I have to write it, edit it, make the art, make the stupid book trailer video, keep this piece of shit website running, record the bastard, etit that, keep nagging the the company that allegedly delivers yer audio purchases... I gotta do it all! And I think we all know I'd rather be smokin' a seegar, swilling some ice cold rum, and getting my ass handed to me on Halo 3. By the way, over 5000 paid downloads. Nice, and I thank you. Over two-million free downloads of chapters from itunes. Nice, now buy the stuff you can't get free. HAR! I'm like a crack dealer, I give ya that first taste and suck yer wallet dry!!! Boo. Scared ya.
Oh! Look what someone will win after the Devlin 3 release. A huge 8-foot tall banner. 
I'm gonna announce the date to watch the lottery number for giving away The FINAL copy of the Dunkin trilogy Hardcover, so hurry up and put in yer entry.
Oh! And I lost a publishing deal cuz they wanted me to get a glamor shot, so I sent this: 
I'll get chapter 14 up tomorrow, or my name ain't Jebediah.
Devlin 3 - Chapters 12 and 13
Having some problems with the company who delivers the clodcast. They moved me over to some new system and, yeah, I was drinking, but I'm pretty sure I didn't name the file my email address. That's how it ended up showing in itunes. I mighta assumed I screwed up and typed the name wrong, but when I immediately tried to go in and edit or delete the file, it wasn't there. Since this was the very first time I used the new system as they had just announced I could again begin uploading and releasing new content, I'm gonna assume they screwed up and are too choickenshit to admit it. Anyway, I called 'em some names and now I'll have to figure out how to deliver the episodes some other way. I need anger management. (If yer plannin' one, make it a rum intervention. Not where ya take away my rum—ya bring me some.) HAR! Hey! Friend me up in HALO Reach when it's released. I suck. But you can cover my ass. bungie name: devlin2888
Here is chapter 12 of Devlin Abnormal Investigations 3, The Gourd of Destiny
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Here is chapter 13 of Devlin Abnormal Investigations 3, The Gourd of Destiny
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OK! I know. Ya want that last signed, numbered, copy of the Dunkin Trilogy Hardcover. And ya don't want to have to do stuff. Ya don't want to have to read through a bunch of crap. Ya just want to get entered to win. I understand that. I-AM-ON-YER-Side.
WHAT THE HELL WAS I TALKING ABOUT?
Oh, yeah, the contest. Well, all ya gotta do is...
Shit, drink's empty... BRB
What was I talking about?
Oh, yeah, the contest for number 100 Dunkin Hardcover. Well, all ya gotta do is post a reply beneath this post with your DVD number, or your Hardcover number. Don't need your name. your email address will be visible to me as admin. JUST PUT YER NUMBER, and yer entered. If I have a question, I'll email ya
When the the Crusade copies are sold out, I'll announce a date when I will use the Tennessee Lottery to start attempting to get a winner. If your number is the pick-three — you win. oh, all ya have to do is, put yer number down as either 23-dvd, or 23 HC. (USe yer actual number, rube!) I tried to make it easy. Post a friggin' number with either an HC or a DVD! When all the copies of Crusade are gone, I'll announce the drawing start date and post the winning numbers here. I was going to use the closest number, but then I thought, that ain't fair! If it was a high number, then the high numbered entry would win and there's a lot more low numbers. I was drinking, so I screwed up the logic/ Better to make you hit the number exactly.
I printed 200; there are 32 left. When the last one sells, The contest is closed. I'll announce a date to watch the lottery numbers, I'll post them here. Hit it exact, and it's over! I could not think of a more equitable way to run the contest. The lottery numbers are friggin' random insofar as I have any FRAGGIN" influence on what the frig is picked. Plus, this is easy, and rewards the core-listeners/readers for taking the fifteen seconds to enter. I think if ya disagree yer an idiot, and don't make me kick yer ass. Har! Good luck.
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Clodcast #46
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Diary of a Mad Scribbler Story
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New Year's Carnage Story
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The Clodcast #33 DIRECT DOWNLOAD HERE:
Kat Nove's Valentine Story
Clodcast #32
The Clodcast #32 The Hack's Ghost Story DIRECT DOWNLOAD HERE:
Books I mentioned reading this episode: John Dies At the End: johndiesattheend.com
Clodcast #31
The Clodcast #31 The Hack's Ghost Story DIRECT DOWNLOAD HERE:
Pre-Order J.C. Hutchins book, 7th Son Descent Here:
Books I mentioned reading this episode: Patrick McManus: The Blight Way (and Avalanche) Kick ass!, Christopher Buckley: No Way To Treat A First Lady, and Paul Levine Fool Me Twice
Clodcast #30
The Clodcast #30 'Oxymorons by Edenstone and GCC' DIRECT DOWNLOAD HERE:
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The Clodcast #29 'Zane and Dunkin III Announcement' DIRECT DOWNLOAD HERE:
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The Clodcast #28 'Zane and Dunkin III Announcement' DIRECT DOWNLOAD HERE:
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The Clodcast #27 'Zane and Dunkin III Announcement' DIRECT DOWNLOAD HERE:
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The Clodcast #26 'The Randy Rant' DIRECT DOWNLOAD HERE:
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The Clodcast #24 DIRECT DOWNLOAD HERE:
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The NOT Clodcast #24 DIRECT DOWNLOAD HERE: This contains a sneak peak at Zane Sickle: Comic/Adventurer For Hire chapter one sneak listen
Clodcast #23
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The Clodcast #21 DIRECT DOWNLOAD HERE:
Sneak Listen Dunkin III
The Dunkin III CHapter One SneakListen DIRECT DOWNLOAD HERE:
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The Not The Literary Lugwrench Clodcast! #19 DIRECT DOWNLOAD HERE:
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The 'Valentines' Clodcast PLUS! #18 DIRECT DOWNLOAD HERE:
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The 'Lost' Clodcast PLUS! #17 DIRECT DOWNLOAD HERE:
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The 'Holiday' Clodcast PLUS! Scott Sigler Contagious Promo at end #16 DIRECT DOWNLOAD HERE:
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The 'Missing Kat Nove' Podcast w/Mayberry CSI Clodcast #14 DIRECT DOWNLOAD HERE:
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The Part Duex Political Podcast Clodcast #13 DIRECT DOWNLOAD HERE:
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The Special Nanowrimo Podcast Clodcast #11 DIRECT DOWNLOAD HERE:
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I'll post pics sent with your Dunkin Trilogy here.
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