Smell the stinkin’ carp!
Last Updated on Thursday, 06 August 2009 16:57
Veinarmory-Blog - Miscellaneous Snorts
You are supposed to report any fishy posts on the web to the White House.
Whenever a gang of halfwit human sacks of pus with law degrees congregate to write two or three-thousand pages of ‘law’ for anything—healthcare included: pull down your khakis and prepare to get cornholed. Washington D.C. is home to a scrambling mass of the most disreputable, crooked asshats on this planet.
Not a single legislator has read any portion of any law beyond the section that guarantees some project for his/her district, from the periphery of which, he/she can extort payoffs. Those beggars are illustrative of everything greedy ever imagined in any fictional tale set to type and disseminated. Their legislative aides and assistants might have been able to read through a portion of a proposed law—if they weren’t being bent over their boss’ desk whenever the viagra kicked in to pump his shriveled unit to attention. As for the female lawmakers... whatever the aide is being paid to service hem—it ain’t enough. HAR! Can you imagine having to pork popeye Pelosi? Acck!
It’s all a big screwjob. every one of those bastards spent a hundred times more than their salary to get elected to where they are and if you don’t know intrinsically that that pinhead is *pwned—you’re an idiot. So no matter whether it is healthcare legislation, stimulus boondoggles, or cash for clunkers—you can guarantee those money-grubbing freeloaders are getting paid under the table. And if a lawyer wrote it, you can guarantee there is a line in there they can twist into a corkscrew and shove up your ass.
The framers of the Constitution made a heroic effort to word things in such a manner as to fend off the inevitable siege of pestilence; but like any fruit tree planted out in the open, the damn grubs are gonna gnaw away at the edges of your fruit until you’re left with jack shit.
The rot is wormed into the core of the system, and you can’t do much more than laugh at the bastards and show them the disrespect they deserve.
This is the kind of fishy post you’re beseeched by the political leeches to report to the White House. But really, who gives a shit and they’re too busy collecting graft to do anything with the report.
*Pwn (Various pronunciations) is a leetspeak slang term, derived from the verb "own", as meaning to appropriate or to conquer to gain ownership.