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Last Updated on Friday, 12 March 2010 15:58 Tuesday, 18 November 2008 15:18

This page's buttons are a pain in the ass because they only allow you to purchase one thing at a time. If you want to make multiple purchases, use this link to go straight to my file delivery pipeline, make your choices, then off to Paypal to make the actual purchase: Much easier! SHOPPING CART HERE FOR MULTIPLE PURCHASES

All my audiobooks are stored as a bundle of mp3 chapters, zipped and staged for fast delivery via an expensive darn pipeline. I break large audiobooks into two files to save you time in the event your machine times-out for any reason. None of my files are encoded with any type of DRM They're simple mp3's. I deliver content the same way all major audiobook company's do—including audible.

Cover Coming Soon!	THIS IS FOR U.S. BUYERS ONLY! Shipping May 1, 2010 The Dunkin trilogy hardcover contains all FOUR books in the Trilogy. It's signed, numbered, limited to a print run of 100 copies—EVER! It has a sleeve inside containing a matching, signed, numbered DVD. A certificate with a photo of The Hack signing your copy. PLUS! You get a download instantly of all the audiobooks to keep you company. $37 shipping is included
Cover Coming Soon!	THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL SHIPMENTS OF THE BOOK OUTSIDE THE U.S.— Shipping May 1, 2010 The Dunkin trilogy hardcover contains all FOUR books in the Trilogy. It's signed, numbered, limited to a print run of 100 copies—EVER! It has a sleeve inside containing a matching, signed, numbered DVD. A certificate with a photo of The Hack signing your copy. PLUS! You get a download instantly of all the audiobooks to keep you company. $45. shipping is included
	GET-EM-ALL SUPERCRAPTACULAR DVD!!! Shipped direct to yer door, a completely worthless DVD containing all manner of crap. Plus, you get an immediate download of Zane Sickle. All the audiobooks, the PDF's, the nonsense. $24.95
	Global Swarming: Til Death Do Us Part, A Love Story—With Zombies This is the entire book chapters 1-40 of Global Swarming in a .zip file. It sells for 6.00. So the total cost of the 9+ hour audiobook in mp3 format, delivered as a .zip file — is six-bucks. FRAGGIN' .60¢ AN HOUR! Once you purchase, within minutes, you will receive an email with a download link. Click that link to start downloading your file. Thank you! The Hack.
	Global Swarming: Til Death Do Us Part, A Love Story—With Zombies PDF
	Zane Sickle Comic Adventurer Part 1 of 2 This is the first half of the novel. It sells for 3.00. The second half is 3.00. So the total cost of the 10+ hour audiobook in mp3 format, delivered as a .zip file — is six-bucks. Once you purchase, within minutes, you will receive an email with a download link. Click that link to start downloading your file. Thank you! The Hack. Part 2 of 2 This is the second half of the novel. It sells for 3.00. The first half is 3.00. So the total cost of the 10+ hour audiobook in mp3 format, delivered as a .zip file — is six-bucks. Once you purchase, within minutes, you will receive an email with a download link. Click that link to start downloading your file. Thank you! The Hack.
	Dunkin the Vampire Slayer 3 Audiobook-Part 1 of 2 This is the first half of the novel. It sells for 3.00. The second half is 3.00. So the total cost of the 8+ hour audiobook in mp3 format, delivered as 2 .zip files — is six-bucks. Once you purchase, within minutes, you will receive an email with a download link. Click that link to start downloading your file. Thank you! The Hack. Dunkin the Vampire Slayer 3 Audiobook - Part 2 of 2 This is the second half of the novel. It sells for 3.00. The first half is 3.00. So the total cost of the 8+ hour audiobook in mp3 format, delivered as 2 .zip files — is six-bucks. Thank you! The Hack.
	No You Can't Have It Part 1 of 2 This is the first half of the novel. It sells for 3.00. The second half is 3.00. So the total cost of the 8+ hour audiobook in mp3 format, delivered as a .zip file — is six-bucks. Once you purchase, within minutes, you will receive an email with a download link. Click that link to start downloading your file. Thank you! The Hack. No You Can't Have It Audiobook - Part 2 of 2 This is the second half of the novel. It sells for 3.00. The first half is 3.00. So the total cost of the 8+ hour audiobook in mp3 format, delivered as 2 .zip files — is six-bucks. Thank you! The Hack.
	Devlin Abnormal Investigations: Case File Cleft Behind This is part one of two. The zip contains 16 chapters of Devlin Abnormal Investigations: Case File Cleft Behind. 4 hours - 210 megabytes No ads! No bullshit! This is part two of two. The zip contains 16 chapters of Devlin Abnormal Investigations: Case File Cleft Behind. 4 hours - 200 megabytes No ads! No bullshit! Enjoy.
	Bluetooth Bayou - Part 1 of 2 This is the first half of the novel. It sells for 3.50. The second half is 3.00. So the total cost of the 9+ hour audiobook in mp3 format, delivered as a .zip file — is seven-bucks. Once you purchase, within minutes, you will receive an email with a download link. Click that link to start downloading your file. Thank you! The Hack. Bluetooth Bayou Audiobook - Part 2 of 2 This is the second half of the novel. It sells for 3.00. The first half is 3.50. So the total cost of the 9+ hour audiobook in mp3 format, delivered as a .zip file — is seven-bucks. Once you purchase, within minutes, you will receive an email with a download link. Click that link to start downloading your file. Thank you! The Hack.
	(available FREE @ iTunes—this is for paying if you enjoyed yerself) Dunkin 1 Audiobook - This is the entire novel Dunkin the Vampire Slayer—book one of the trilogy. The total cost of the 9+ hour audiobook in mp3 format, delivered as a .zip file — is six-bucks. Once you purchase, within minutes, you will receive an email with a download link. Click that link to start downloading your file. Thank you! The Hack.
	DEVLIN, ABNORMAL INVESTIGATIONS: CASE FILE: THE HELL HERMIT (available FREE @ iTunes—this is for paying if you enjoyed yerself) This is a spinoff of a character, named Devlin, from the ‘Dunkin, the Vampire Slayer’ series. It's a ripoff of X-Files, featuring a near indestructible alcoholic vampire, with few socially redeeming qualities, a wolf, a chimp and a few other offbeat characters.. It sells for 4.99. So the total cost of the 9+ hour audiobook in mp3 format, delivered as a .zip file — is $4.99. Once you purchase, within minutes, you will receive an email with a download link. Click that link to start downloading your file. Thank you! The Hack.
	(available FREE @ iTunes—this is for paying if you enjoyed yerself) Dunkin II Audiobook - Part 1 of 2 This is the first half of the novel. It sells for 3.50. The second half is 3.50. So the total cost of the 9+ hour audiobook in mp3 format, delivered as a .zip file — is seven-bucks. Once you purchase, within minutes, you will receive an email with a download link. Click that link to start downloading your file. Thank you! The Hack. Dunkin II Audiobook - Part 2 of 2 This is the second half of the novel. It sells for 3.50. The first half is 3.50. So the total cost of the 9+ hour audiobook in mp3 format, delivered as 2 .zip files — is seven-bucks.. Thank you! The Hack.
	(available FREE @ iTunes—this is for paying if you enjoyed yerself) Crusade - Part 1 of 2 This is the first half of the novel. It sells for 3.00. The second half is 3.00. So the total cost of the 9+ hour audiobook in mp3 format, delivered as a .zip file — is seven-bucks. Once you purchase, within minutes, you will receive an email with a download link. Click that link to start downloading your file. Thank you! The Hack. Crusade - Part 1 of 2 This is the first half of the novel. It sells for 3.00. The second half is 3.00. So the total cost of the 9+ hour audiobook in mp3 format, delivered as a .zip file — is seven-bucks. Once you purchase, within minutes, you will receive an email with a download link. Click that link to start downloading your file. Thank you! The Hack.
	Hard Boiled Headline (available FREE @ iTunes—this is for paying if you enjoyed yerself) This is four zipped files, just over 360 megabytes in zipped form. It contains all 30 chapters, seven hours, the entire story. Complete with beginning, middle, and end. It is 4.99 and is for those who just can't wait. Remember, this is not Devlin, Dunkin, or Crusade. This is me, The Hack, trying his hand at yet another genre.This book has to be bought separate from the others. It is a new file delivery service I am testing. You still use Paypal for safe payment. Click the image at left for a summary.