A Motivational Poem For Lawyers


 

 A Motivational Poem For Lawyers

 
 When your mistress needs more money,
your wife is having an affair,
the trial judge cites you with contempt,
and your life is full of despair;

When your sins come back to bite you,
Seems there is no way you can win-
That is the time to buy a gun
And jam it up against your chin.

When your thread of lies loom too large
And they're only getting bigger,
Suck the barrel, baby,
And pull the fucking trigger.

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