Final Cover for Global Swarming
Last Updated on Tuesday, 29 September 2009 10:41
Chapter Titles (subject to Last-Minute change)
Chapter 1 Thwack!
Chapter 2 If The Enchanted Kingdom Is So Enchanting, What’s Up With This Rash?
Chapter 3 The Milky Way Mafia
Chapter 4 Whinekabob
Chapter 5 The Pretty Boy
Chapter 6 Take Us To Your Leader
Chapter 7 eXtreme Sports
Chapter 8 Dead Sober
Chapter 9 Don’t Axe Me
Chapter 10 Hostile Takeover
Chapter 11 I’m NOT Gonna Hate Myself In the Morning
Chapter 12 The Grateful Undead
Chapter 13 Just Being Good Neighbors
Chapter 14 All Of Them
Chapter 15 You Stink
Chapter 16 The Albatross
Chapter 17 Occam’s Paintcan
Chapter 18 YO HO HO and A Bottle of Bullshit
Chapter 19 Lust Amidst the Ruins
Chapter 20 Ya Been Indentured
Chapter 21 They’re Not Vampires
Chapter 22 Operation GITMO Grease Grill
Chapter 23 Could You Hit On Me Later, I’m Kinda Busy
Chapter 24 Poor Impulse Control and No Cellular Signal
Chapter 25 Watch Out, Poofy!
Chapter 26 Hit ‘Em With Your First Shot
Chapter 27 Name Dropping
Chapter 28 The Unraveling
Chapter 29 Follow the Natural Born Leader
Chapter 30 Do Me
Chapter 31 The Hole In the Head Gang
Chapter 32 When Lawyers Collide
Chapter 33 Tenderfella’s Castle
Chapter 34 Together Again
Chapter 35 GE We Bring Dead Things To Life
Chapter 36 Care For A Stimulant?
Chapter 37 Put Me On Hold & I’ll Kill Ya
Chapter 38 Chaotic Convergence
Chapter 39 Grisham Can Kiss My Ass
Comments
And for Greg's information, it's not the pool guy I'm not having an affair with - this is Texas. It's the sewage disposal guy I'm not having an affair with - this week anyway.
COVER ART FOR GLOBAL SWARMING
BROOKE BATLEY - RYAN BATLEY
How goes the recording, Mr. Hack?
*unless it ain't
I can see it now, Dateline, Oct.15th, The Hack's lair. Time 9:15am. Screaming and raging fans of The Hack captured several local liquor stores and barricaded themselves inside. They threaten to drink all the rum unless the Hack finishes recording Global Swarming, his latest audiobook (co-written with Kat Nove) by midnight tonight.
Acutally, I'm surprised we didn't do this for the Dunkin III release.