Fraggin' Dunkin III Links Sent

LATEST!!! UPDATE!!! 02-01-2010

I screwed up about half the links I sent out. People who should have got one, didn't. People I've never heard of, did. Heh! I'll not be doing in mass mailing again. I was laughing at myself until the emails kept flooding in. The buy a DVD-get a Global Swarming deal is over. Sold out of the books. The buy anything, get Dunkin III free deal is over. If you did not receive your dunkin 3 link and you bought something since Zane, use the CONTACT form above and I'll get it to you.

HAR! I hope you did not expect a smooth rollout of your Dunkin 3 downloads. Heh! It seems I have inadvertantly placed chapter 28 as an mp4 file. I quickly sobered when apprised of this inexplicable anomaly and uploaded a new one in mp3 format on the lugwrench feed. You could convert it yourself but  it is on the feed, also has been updated on the download links.

I have sent links out. Let me know if you have not received them. Use th contact form above. I don't store your info, just date sold and email address, so I need an actual email address to send to. This is my first attempt at a mass mailing from a database. I'm sure I screwed it up.The link leads either toi a single zip file containing the last 7 chapters (25-31) or a link to a folder containing seven zip files. I had to spread it out for bandwidth reasons and to hold down costs. ENJOY DUNKIN 3!!!

FIRST OFF A HUGE FRIGGIN' THANKS TO ALL OF YOU!

I appreciate your emails, your purchases, and your alarmingly poor taste in entertainment. Dunkin III is done. Recorded, edited, zipped. Ready. I'll start sending out links to you who get it free in a couple days (I gotta read through it one final time and ensure I'm delivering the least quality product possible). You will be downloading a single zipped file with seven chapters (25-31)Approx. 100 megs. Hope you enjoy it and use this post to make Dunkin III comments. I'll disappear for a while after it is distributed. Make sure and get the first 24 off the Lugwrench feed or at iTunes NOW. I will take them down soon. I don't have the bandwidth to keep that many gigs active—it eats into my rum fund.

 

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PRIOR NEWS

Okay, Dunkin the Vampire Slayer III: It Ain't Over Til the Fat Man Stings is just about ready. All a youse lovely folks who have bought something since the release of Zane Sickle will get it free. But, in order to keep my server from choking I will have to release it in shifts. You will need to get the first 24 chapters from my Lugwrench feed.  (download the media files by clicking once and choosing save in the dialog box that appears) Or get them from iTunes, Zune, etc. I will send a link via email for the remaining chapters. Probably starting sometime next week. For those who have never bought anything, I have no idea when I will get it released.

But, there is still time to buy a six-buck audiobook download. OR!!! I still have a few GCC SuperCraptacular DVD's where you get the DVD, all the audiobooks AND a signed copy of Global Swarming paperback for $24.95 (U.S. Shipments only. International I gotta have an extra five bucks shipping)


This is the feed address for the Lugwrench for those who dislike iTunes:  veinarmor.libsyn.com/rss

 

DON'T LISTEN NOW!

(I left the 'don't listen now' for those who are bitchin' because it took me a week to finish up the edits. I told ya! It's not my fault ya don't pay attention. I write fast, edit slow, and drink steady. Do the math)

Comments 

 
0 # martin 2010-01-19 14:25
Woooooooooot!
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0 # TomCatt 2010-01-19 17:24
Only thing I can say is... HAR!!!
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0 # The Goonch 2010-01-19 18:04
Crites, you da man! Thank you very much!
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0 # gil 2010-01-19 18:17
hate to be a dick but chapter 4 and chapters 19 and 20 of dunkin 3 are missing form the lugwrench feed. damn crites your the man and all but shit could you at least get togehther for your loyal drunk minions
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0 # chiun 2010-01-19 18:21
You have to get chapter 4 from the website here. I deliberately left the name blank on the feed because I thought it was funny. And 19 and 20 are not up yet. I'm too drunk to post any more.
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0 # chiun 2010-01-19 18:59
Hey! Thanks for all the emails! I can't answer back tonight. I'll be lucky if I can decipher those little squiggly letters so I can make this post. Look up 'Hammered' in the dictionary and there oughtta be a picture of me. I'll reply tomorrow.
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0 # Dr.Whiteness 2010-01-21 20:20
I will send you all the rum you want if it means Dunkin 3 will come faster. 151 work?
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0 # lisa Johnson 2010-01-22 09:43
just heard your irish accent on dunkin 3
harrrrrrrrrrrrr rr you arsehole thats the worst yet i nearly pissed myself
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0 # chiun 2010-01-22 10:01
Now I'm laughing because yer laughing. Believe me, it was worse. There was a slew of Irish dialogue and when I heard myself while editing, I went in and cut it out. There's only so much abuse I can heap upon the Irish before they load up and come after me with pitchforks. (the Scottish was worse)
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0 # HTI 2010-01-23 16:27
BA can I have that in a propper format I-Tunes nearly as bad in spying on you as windows. Besieds the last time I tried iy crashed my machine so PLEASR PLEASE PLEASE put it up here or on podiobooks
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0 # BobbyT 2010-01-28 20:58
First part of Dunkin 3 rocks. And whoever emailed you is right, your Irish accent is freaking hilarious.
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0 # martin 2010-01-28 22:32
Listening and already loving it. I missed that curmudgeonly, miscreant Devlin.
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0 # chiun 2010-01-31 14:13
Thanks, everyone! Use the contact link at the top of the site if you did not receive your link or you experienced difficulties with your download.
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0 # Money 2010-01-31 16:41
I have no e-mail with a link! Where's my love? :)
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0 # chiun 2010-01-31 16:47
What the hell do you expect? HAR! I designed the database to deliver the links. Did you really think you'd get one? (That's a rhetorical question) I'm gonna stay sober for two days to take care of yuz, then it's off to do long-term planning for the alcoholic olympics.
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0 # Majickdragon67 2010-01-31 16:51
No link in the e-mail I need my fix please
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0 # Money 2010-01-31 20:24
Downloading now!
You're the man! Love your work.
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0 # JesseO 2010-02-01 13:08
Link me up, please..
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