Here is a sneak Listen to the first four chapters of Kat Nove's Westley Weasel Private Dick: The Case For Castration. Rated O for Offensive. HAR! Do all yer nagging over at www.katnovian.com Of course, if ya have nice stuff to say, yer welcome to post it here. That will annoy Kat, which is always funny. This book will weigh in at about six hours of audio, It will be $4.99 and if I can stay sober, it will be released... uh... errr... soon.Oh, and I'm bundling it with a free download of the NEW re-recorded version of the first Devlin Book, Devlin Abnormal Investigations Case File: The Hell Hermit (which is not a big deal because if you are already a loyal fan who has bought the DVD or HC, you get it free anyway. But, no one can say The Hack don't treat his listeners like shi...err, the fine, tasteful, upstanding humans they are. This book is 6 hours. I narrated it—I didn't write it. Tell Kat you love her, not me. When I release the Devlin re-record (by April 2nd?) you will receive a link in your email. If you don't, if I screw up yet again—FRAGGIN' REMIND ME! I drink. I was drinking yesterday. I'm drinking today. I'll be drinkin' tomorrow. It's what I do.
Private detective Westley Weasel has it all. Well, almost. Good looks. Brains. Loyal sidekicks. A smoking hot, coffee-fetching secretary. But there’s one thing this dick is missing…clients.
When shyster J. Chadwick Bloes hires him to discover who’s threatening to steal the family jewel, Weasel weaves his way through religious mobs, drunken riots and sinister dames in a deadly race to save his client.
Rated O for Offensive? Just who exactly is my book supposed to offend? Other than lawyers, gays, Jews, Christians, women, residents of Kansas, Texans, secretaries, waiters, big-titted women (not to be confused with the generic category of -women-, crazy old biddies, and poodle lovers?
Thanks to Brooke Batley, Ryan Batley, and Richard Mele for the cover art. Excellent work! And thanks to Greg for recording. Even though I haven't heard it yet. Fingers crossed! Lots of one-syllable words for the Hack to mangle.
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Thanks to Brooke Batley, Ryan Batley, and Richard Mele for the cover art. Excellent work! And thanks to Greg for recording. Even though I haven't heard it yet. Fingers crossed! Lots of one-syllable words for the Hack to mangle.