Flaming Asshole Chile Recipe

Flaming Asshole Chile Recipe

1 Green Pepper
1 small jar red roasted peppers
5 jalapenos
1 Habanero pepper
2 large onions
5 tomatoes
3 garlic cloves
1 pound ground beef
1 pound Italian sausage
1 package salt pork
Chile pepper
salt
pepper
cayenne pepper
I bag pinto beans

Dump pinto beans in water, add little salt, lots of pepper, and salt pork. Cook until soft. Lower to simmer.
Cook ground beef and Italian sausage with onions, chile powder, onions, green pepper, and jalapenos/habaneros. Drain and dispose of grease. Dump meat and good stuff into beans. Blend tomatoes to mush, add to beans. Dump in roasted pepper and garlic cloves. Simmer. Eat. Hold butt cheeks open beneath the shower the following morning. (You can reduce the hot stuff if you're a WEAKLING!)

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0 # The TinglerBobby Tingle 2012-11-11 19:59
This sounds awesome!!
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0 # A bit of Advice..TrippleP 2013-04-13 19:57
Instead of a shower in the morning, I would suggest milk.
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