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... make it easy. Post a friggin' number with either an HC or a DVD! When all the copies of Crusade are gone, I'll announce the drawing start date and post the winning numbers here. I was going to use the ...
2. Devlin IV
(Veinarmory-Blog/Miscellaneous Snorts)
... only to realize, too late, the true extent of the damage. Massive critical systems failure; they were going down, with no way to communicate their position. Rerouting all available power to the propulsion ...
3. Clodcast 34 Is NOT Live
(Veinarmory-Blog/Literary Lugwrench)
... but I plaster another plasma grenade to the faceplate of his helmet, and blow him into several sections. While I wait for him to respawn; if he’s going to, I look around at the massive destruction. ...
... 250,000 times since then. I've recorded 12 new books and 34 chapters of the podcast in those interim 22 months. Over 130 hours of nonsense. Going on TWO-MILLION downloads of my crap—and guess what? I still ...
5. The Dunkin Trilogy Hardcover
(cRokfeature/crocfeature2-articles)
The Trilogy dunktrilogy.jpg  dunktrilscreen.jpg hc4.jpg  Crap I draw...  Fraggin' PITA Text  Ooh! I wonder what the cover is going to look like? ...
6. V... Alien TV Series Moves Too Fast
(Veinarmory-Blog/Miscellaneous Snorts)
... the three episodes and I can hardly contain myself. Such non-stop action! What tremendous plotting! There's almost too much going on. I fear impending heart palpitations. Yeah, I'm being sarcastic with ...
... And I am going to raise the prices someday to better reflect the amount of hard work and alcohol that goes into producing these.   dvdcase.jpg  GET-EM-ALL!!! Shipped direct ...
8. Clodcast 30 Is Live!
(News/Latest)
... means is, ‘Childish, immature cretin, I'll kick your carcass over if you're passed-out and choking, but you are going to pay through the nose forever. Oh, and you're never getting laid again.' Marital ...
9. Traders In the Night
(Veinarmory-Blog/Song Parody)
... at first buy, going up forever it turned out so right for traders in the night Watchdogs on the right, they should have trained you, Watchdogs on the right, and now I blame you, since I lost my home, ...
10. Snuggler’s Blues
(Veinarmory-Blog/Song Parody)
... trouble on the stools tonight, I can feel it in my bones. I had a premonition, I’d be going home alone. I knew the quip was loaded, But I didn’t think she’d spill. Everything exploded, And her words ...
11. Dunkin III Clarification
(News/Latest)
... perchance to dream. HAR!  I had ya going.  You was feeling sorry for the Hack. Buy some damn downloads so I can quit answering questions about Dunkin III.    ...
... Mr. Yance, sat down heavily on the grass. Huck licked his face. “I been going through tough times,” Mr. Yance said. “My wife left me, my business is in the toilet. Damn three-dollar-a-gallon gas. Bankers ...
13. Crusade II: Crusodomy
(cRokfeature/crocfeature2-articles)
... redundant, but I feel it important to reiterate: I should have seen this coming. I’m going to have him killed. I have money. Lots of money. More money than I have any idea what to do with. Now I have ...
... Zane has everything. I'm not going to give anything away, because I enjoy the fact that just when you think things can't get any more whacked—they do.This is, hands down, the funniest thing I've written. ...
... to 4 hours' Self-cleaning ovens, self-cleaning irons - if you were going to invent something that cleans itself, wouldn't the toilet top the list? Yeah, it's a wine whine - you should hear my beef beef. ...
16. Hack Projects Update
(News/Latest)
Update: I am going to be drinking heavy in a few moments and I do my best chapters during that window of opportunity between getting drunk, and the Zen state of complete comatose bliss. Still, I thought ...
17. I Am Not Your Enemy
(PDF Sales/Sales)
... weren’t going to flank me. I knew there was no one behind me, I also knew that any second I could expect a cue stick flying at murderous speed toward the side of my head. There it was. This conversation ...
18. The Boy With The Pale Skin
(PDF Sales/Sales)
... going to hurt you. Get your book. Go home, before those fairies surround you again.” That said, Stitches turned and left, warily following the path the boys had taken when retreating. Maybe they were ...
19. Hard Boiled Headline
(PDF Sales/Sales)
... me in court and I spent six years in prison. I get the feeling I am still going too fast, but I’m experiencing the pressure of being duct taped to this golf cart. I guess I need to make sure you know, ...
20. ZOMBIES!
(Free Stuff/General)
... that was left of the  pig carcass with one hand and draped it over a stainless steel hook. He rubbed the back of his forearm across his forehead and stared at Jersey and McGee in turn. “I was going to ...