HUGE Dunkin III Announcement!

Last Updated on Thursday, 30 July 2009 16:24

You ain't getting it.

HAR! Judging from the amount of email questions floating my way on a daily basis, many do not realize that until that little thermometer on the right side under the heading 'Dunkin III Release' hits 3000, Dunkin III is being held hostage by the evil drunken bastard who writes these lowbrow literary lapses into lunacy. I just finished reading it and this book is funny. Man, I can't believe I wrote that nonsense. I'm laughing my ass off. I may read it again after I drink some and forget I read it.

Until the magic 3000, I'm on walkabout. Traveling around carrying a sign that says 'Will Write Poetry For Rum'. From the pace of sales it could be months before I have to worry about recording Dunkin III for release. But yes, everyone who has bought since the thermometer gets it FREE... when it is released. As soon as that little thermometer doodad hits 3000 I'll get Dunkin III ready. Plus, since you fine folks are an untrusting lot, I'll refrain from releasing anything else lest you think I'm sandbagging the sales numbers so I can release other novels and collect more money by generating a fabricated frenzy. Which is something I would do but only if I were drinking.

Speaking of drinking, since I can't find work as a bartender because no one is willing to let me get that close to the booze stock I'm doomed to wander the earth like Quai Chang Caine on a rice wine binge, cadging drinks off fans (see pic) and writing.  I'll probably release a couple more sneak-listen episodes because I know it pisses you off and I find that amusing. It's my way of showing the incredible afffection I have for all you great listeners.

If ya see me staring longingly at a liquor store somewhere in Amurrica like my pal, Trucker Larry in the photo, stand me a pint.