Buy CONTAGIOUS Win A Crites DVD

Last Updated on Friday, 02 January 2009 09:54

You know you want the Crappy Crites DVD loaded with content—and you know you want a copy of Scott Sigler's follow-up to Infected — Contagious. Well, I have a signed #109 Crites Supercraptacular DVD sitting here ready to go out to the ninth caller... hold it. No fraggin' phone calls. Crimany! I thought I was on the radio... gotta cut back on the rum. I mean the ninth and fourteenth person to email a pic of themselves holding a copy of Contagious. Yeah, that's it. Just wander over to the bookstore and get your copy of Contagious, shoot a pic and send it to The Hack. The ninth one I receive gets a signed Hack DVD #109 mailed to their doorstep.

You can go over to scottsigler.com and click pre-order, that'll take you to Amazon where you can make the order, then stop at your local bookstore, hold up a copy of Contagious and get a co-conspirater to take the pic w/your phone and email that. I'll never know. But the thought that you did it appeals to my felonious side.

I'll sign it: 'Ya lucky bastitch! You won the Sigler Giveaway!" which should make this worth at least a shiny quarter after I die of alcoholism. HAR! Now get on it! Oh, and I reserve the right to post yer pic on the website after I take it into Photoshop and perform some humiliating alterations.